Neighbour

(no racial sterotyping or sexually explicit language please)

Neighbour

Postby rebbonk » Wed Oct 28, 2020 2:37 pm

My next-door neighbour knocked on my door wearing just a see-through negligee, asked to borrow a cup of sugar and then winked at me and asked to come in for a cup of coffee.

I said . . .
Spoiler:
"S*d off Dave".
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Re: Neighbour

Postby Melisandre » Wed Oct 28, 2020 6:02 pm

:lol:
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Re: Neighbour

Postby dutchman » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:35 pm

:lol:
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