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Male logic?

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:23 am
by rebbonk
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honour. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labour. The child Should be in my custody."

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defence?"

The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honour... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...Whose Pepsi is it...
Spoiler:
The machine's or mine?"