Fancy dress

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Fancy dress

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:44 pm

I went into a fancy dress shop earlier:

“Have you got a ghost costume please?” I asked.

“No we haven’t I’m afraid” replied the woman.

Spoiler:
“Don’t be afraid” I said, “they’re not real.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Fancy dress

Postby Melisandre » Mon Oct 26, 2020 5:17 pm

:lol:
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