Prescription

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Prescription

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 19, 2020 12:00 pm

I went to the doctor to get a prescription for my alcoholism.

"What's the cost of this prescription?" I asked him.

"£500," he said.

I said, "Woah, and what are the side effects?"

"Drowsiness, nausea, headaches.." he listed.

"I'll decline," I said.
Spoiler:
"It's cheaper just to get drunk."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Prescription

Postby Melisandre » Mon Oct 19, 2020 2:06 pm

:lol:
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