Confession

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Confession

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:32 am

An elderly man walks into a confessional.

The following conversation ensues:

Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday,
I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking . We went to a motel, where I had 3 rounds with each of them '

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins? '

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old ...
Spoiler:
I'm telling everybody.'
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