My son...

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My son...

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 18, 2020 1:59 pm

I had a meeting with my son's headteacher.

I slammed my hand on the desk. "My son...Nick...came home from school with ash on his clothes. He seemed mildly stimulated, too."

"Nicotine?" he asked me.

I said,
Spoiler:
"Not even that, he's twelve."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: My son...

Postby Melisandre » Sun Oct 18, 2020 2:32 pm

:lol:
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Re: My son...

Postby dutchman » Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:22 pm

:lol:
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