Cricket
Australia were playing New Zealand at the MCG at the end of a very bad summer season.
The phone rang in the Australian dressing room.
"This is Mrs Trevor Chappell calling from Sydney. Would I be able to speak to my husband?"
The bloke who answered said "I'm sorry but you've just missed him. He's just gone in to bat".
She said "That's fine.
The phone rang in the Australian dressing room.
"This is Mrs Trevor Chappell calling from Sydney. Would I be able to speak to my husband?"
The bloke who answered said "I'm sorry but you've just missed him. He's just gone in to bat".
She said "That's fine.
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