Speed dating

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Speed dating

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 11, 2020 2:24 pm

I went speed dating earlier.

I asked the first woman: “What three things do you look for in a man?”

She said “a sense of humour, a big *ahem*, and money - but I’d happy with just one of them.”

Tucking my chair in, I said
Spoiler:
“I’m so sorry for wasting your time.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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