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Postby rebbonk » Wed Oct 07, 2020 11:58 am

I put a notice in my front window: COVID IS A LIE!.

Police turned up and ordered me to take it down.

I said, 'Of course, officers. Whilst you're here, I need your help. I got burgled yesterday for the second time in a year
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but last time, you had no one available to come out.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Window notice

Postby Melisandre » Wed Oct 07, 2020 1:47 pm

:thumbsup: :applause:
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Re: Window notice

Postby dutchman » Wed Oct 07, 2020 7:57 pm

:lol:
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