Sponges
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2020 12:49 pmI plonked three new washing-up sponges on the counter next to my wife today.
I looked at her with a cheeky smile and said, "There you go! Don't say I never give you anything!"
"Oh, great... Thanks!" she replied with dripping sarcasm.
Flabbergasted, I managed to say, "You don't like them, then?"
"Well, I'd hardly call them *thrilling*" she remarked.
I looked at her and said the only two words that I could think to say under the circumstances...
I looked at her with a cheeky smile and said, "There you go! Don't say I never give you anything!"
"Oh, great... Thanks!" she replied with dripping sarcasm.
Flabbergasted, I managed to say, "You don't like them, then?"
"Well, I'd hardly call them *thrilling*" she remarked.
I looked at her and said the only two words that I could think to say under the circumstances...
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