Lost my mate

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Lost my mate

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 02, 2020 12:09 pm

I said to the barman, "Can I have a triple whisky?"

He said, "Are you ok?"

I said, "No, I lost my best mate today."

He said, "I'm sorry, did he suffer much?"

I said, "Yeah,
Spoiler:
the church wedding was horrendous."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72634
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Re: Lost my mate

Postby Melisandre » Fri Oct 02, 2020 2:09 pm

:lol:
User avatar
Melisandre
 
Posts: 14096
Joined: Fri Oct 16, 2015 7:52 am


Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests

  • Ads