So they're now offering a £200 reward for snitching on someone who isn't wearing a face mask in a shop without good reason. This is what things have come to now, grassing each other up!
And today, some stupid b*gger reported my girlfriend who genuinely forgot to put her face mask on before walking into a shop.
Fortunately, that stupid b*gger was me
Spoiler:
so I felt it only right to pay her £100 fine off for her with my reward money
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.