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Hen Party (bit rude)

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 23, 2020 1:39 pm

I was at a bar the other day and I saw a hen party wearing T-shirts printed with the words Penis Police. I asked them what it meant.

They said that if I had an average-sized penis, I would be charged with a misdemeanour. If I had a large penis, I would be charged with a felony.

Anyway, long story short,
Spoiler:
they gave me a parking ticket.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Hen Party (bit rude)

Postby Melisandre » Wed Sep 23, 2020 2:23 pm

:rolling:
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Re: Hen Party (bit rude)

Postby dutchman » Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:44 pm

:lol:
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