Back to my place then!

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Back to my place then!

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 22, 2020 1:07 pm

"Now that I'm in your flat for coffee," said my date, "I suppose you're expecting me to have sex with you."

"Not at all," I replied. "If you prefer, I could just show you my collection."

"What do you collect?" she asked.

I said
Spoiler:
"Knives."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Back to my place then!

Postby Melisandre » Tue Sep 22, 2020 2:54 pm

:lol:
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