Death figures

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Death figures

Postby rebbonk » Mon Sep 21, 2020 11:29 am

The BBC gives the figure of Covid deaths as 41,777 with a subscript saying: Who died of any reason within 28 days of a positive test.

So, if I die during a drug-fuelled BDSM orgy with dwarves, thanks to dodgy government statistics, a positive test 27 days earlier will condemn me to be remembered as a flu victim?

Where's the glory in that?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Death figures

Postby Melisandre » Mon Sep 21, 2020 4:15 pm

:lol:
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