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Ouch!

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 19, 2020 1:13 pm

At the restaurant, the pretty waitress asked me "how do you like your steak sir"

I said, "the same way as I like my sex"

She said,
Spoiler:
"very rare then?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Ouch!

Postby Melisandre » Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:40 pm

:lol:
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Re: Ouch!

Postby dutchman » Sat Sep 19, 2020 9:23 pm

:hysterical:
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