I was berating the poor information available on the airport boards. He whipped out his phone and after remarkably little tip tapping he told me which gate my flight would be coming into and when it would be departing. He even had the name of the Captain and reckoned one of the stewardesses was a real peach.
I was amazed and said I wished I'd got a phone like his. He told me he was due an upgrade and I could buy his for 1,000pts iirc - dirt cheap anyway. I dug in my wallet and paid him. He gave me the phone and I started off before he changed his mind. I'd only gone a dozen steps and he called me back. "Don't forget the battery pack" he said...
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