It's amazing what you can do with a mobile these days...

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It's amazing what you can do with a mobile these days...

Postby dutchman » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:27 pm

I recall years back having to take an internal flight in Spain for onward travel to the UK as there was some problem with flights (probably those damned Spanish air traffic controllers). I was sat wondering what the hell was going on and was chatting with a bloke sat on an enormous suitcase instead of the seat.

I was berating the poor information available on the airport boards. He whipped out his phone and after remarkably little tip tapping he told me which gate my flight would be coming into and when it would be departing. He even had the name of the Captain and reckoned one of the stewardesses was a real peach.

I was amazed and said I wished I'd got a phone like his. He told me he was due an upgrade and I could buy his for 1,000pts iirc - dirt cheap anyway. I dug in my wallet and paid him. He gave me the phone and I started off before he changed his mind. I'd only gone a dozen steps and he called me back. "Don't forget the battery pack" he said...
Spoiler:
...pointing to the suitcase! :clown:
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Re: It's amazing what you can do with a mobile...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Sep 17, 2020 1:45 am

:lol:
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: It's amazing what you can do with a mobile...

Postby Melisandre » Thu Sep 17, 2020 11:36 am

:lol:
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