COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business. This fat chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said "Hi sweetie... how about you take me back to your place and we'll have some fun?"

I said "Sorry, I can't. I haven't got any lubricant".

She said breathlessly, "You won't need any lubricant with me sweetie".

I said "Yes I will.