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Marriage guidance

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 02, 2020 11:54 am

At a session with a marriage counsellor, the wife snapped at me: "That's not true! I do enjoy sex!"

Then, turning to the counsellor, she said:
Spoiler:
"But this ANIMAL here expects it three or four times a year!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Marriage guidance

Postby Melisandre » Wed Sep 02, 2020 1:52 pm

:lol:
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Re: Marriage guidance

Postby dutchman » Wed Sep 02, 2020 6:08 pm

:lol:
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