Visiting a strip club
Wed Aug 26, 2020 12:47 pm
Last night, me and my mates went to a Strip Club.
One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a £10 note. When the dancer came over to us, he licked the £10 note and stuck it to her bum cheek! Not to be outdone, another mate pulls out a £20 note. He called the dancer back, licks the £20 note, and sticks it to her other bum cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third mate pulls out a £50 note and calls the dancer over, and licks the £50 note. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, he just stuck it to one of her bum cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the dancer races over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the dancer is egging me on to try to top the £50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What was I to do?
The codger in me took over... I got out my ATM card,
One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a £10 note. When the dancer came over to us, he licked the £10 note and stuck it to her bum cheek! Not to be outdone, another mate pulls out a £20 note. He called the dancer back, licks the £20 note, and sticks it to her other bum cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third mate pulls out a £50 note and calls the dancer over, and licks the £50 note. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, he just stuck it to one of her bum cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the dancer races over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the dancer is egging me on to try to top the £50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What was I to do?
The codger in me took over... I got out my ATM card,
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Re: Visiting a strip club
Wed Aug 26, 2020 12:54 pm
