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Policeman joke

PostPosted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:40 am
by rebbonk
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.

After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed.
Spoiler:
Have you been eating doughnuts?"