Seeking a job

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Seeking a job

Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 08, 2020 12:42 pm

A man goes to a job interview. His resume was fantastic and his qualities were perfect for the company. The interviewers were impressed.

"You are a strong candidate, and we would like to hire you. However, there's this 5-year gap in your resume. What were you doing during that time?"

"I went to Yale".

"Wow great! You're hired".

"Yay,
Spoiler:
I got a yob!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Seeking a job

Postby Melisandre » Sat Aug 08, 2020 2:54 pm

:smile:
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Re: Seeking a job

Postby dutchman » Sat Aug 08, 2020 6:09 pm

:lol:
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