Home after work

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Home after work

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jul 06, 2020 11:45 am

My wife is working late at the hospital tonight so, just before she is due home, I'm going to run a hot bath with her favourite bath salts, light perfumed candles around the rim, and have a nice bottle of champagne chilled and ready.

Then I'm going to
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enjoy a long soak while she cooks my dinner.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Home after work

Postby Melisandre » Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:07 pm

:lol:
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