In the pub
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:45 pm
I was in a pub when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my ar$e and said: "Give me your number, sexy".
I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes".
I replied, "Well
I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes".
I replied, "Well
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