In the pub

(no racial sterotyping or sexually explicit language please)

In the pub

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:45 pm

I was in a pub when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my ar$e and said: "Give me your number, sexy".

I replied "Have you got a pen?"

She smiled and said "Yes".

I replied, "Well
Spoiler:
you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing".
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