Ugly bride

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Ugly bride

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:50 pm

I was at this wedding, and I said to the bloke next to me "Jesus, that bride is ugly".

"Do you mind? That's my daughter!" came the reply.

I said "I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were her father".

"I'm not,
Spoiler:
I'm her mother".
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Re: Ugly bride

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:51 pm

:lol:
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