She asked (bit rude)

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She asked (bit rude)

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jun 23, 2020 2:12 pm

“How come you can't keep an erection these days?" asked the wife, after another unsuccessful attempt at love-making.

“I'm sorry love, it's not my fault." I told her, "It's the mirror."

“Really?" She said, disbelievingly. "The mirror?"

“Yeah," I replied.
Spoiler:
"Go and have a good look in it."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: She asked (bit rude)

Postby Melisandre » Tue Jun 23, 2020 3:01 pm

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