999
Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2020 11:29 amI called 999 last night and said " my wife has collapsed in the kitchen what should I do?"
”Just try and relax” he said
After a min he said “are you relaxed?”
I said “yes”
”Are you in the kitchen with your wife?"
”No,” I replied.
”Just try and relax” he said
After a min he said “are you relaxed?”
I said “yes”
”Are you in the kitchen with your wife?"
”No,” I replied.
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