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999

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jun 21, 2020 12:29 pm

I called 999 last night and said " my wife has collapsed in the kitchen what should I do?"

”Just try and relax” he said

After a min he said “are you relaxed?”

I said “yes”

”Are you in the kitchen with your wife?"

”No,” I replied.
Spoiler:
“I was but now I'm in the hot tub.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: 999

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jun 21, 2020 8:15 pm

:lol:
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Re: 999

Postby dutchman » Sun Jun 21, 2020 11:27 pm

:lol:
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