Teacher's question

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Teacher's question

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jun 18, 2020 1:32 pm

A teacher asks the students, "Is it possible to insert 2 holes through one hole?"

Nobody is able to answer

Teacher: "You guys are so stupid. Go and ask your parents and come back tomorrow with an answer."

The next day too, nobody is able to answer the question.

Teacher: "Well, it seems your parents are stupid as well. See the answer is so simple."

Then the teacher makes a circle using his thumb and index finger and keeps it in front of his nostrils.

Teacher: "See, it was so simple, yet nobody was able to answer."

The next day, a student comes up to the teacher and says, "Sir, my father has asked if it's possible to insert 7 holes through one hole?"

Teacher: "No, that's impossible."

Students: "It is possible, my father said."

Teacher: "How?"

Student:
Spoiler:
"Take a flute and shove it up your ar$e!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Teacher's question

Postby Melisandre » Thu Jun 18, 2020 6:44 pm

:lol:
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Re: Teacher's question

Postby dutchman » Thu Jun 18, 2020 10:50 pm

:hysterical:
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