Chatting with the wife...

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Chatting with the wife...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 17, 2020 1:29 pm

As I sat down with a whisky, my wife said, "paint the fence, clean the car, fix the roof...?"

"Go to Paris, have kinky sex with a busty blonde model and stay sober," I replied.

"What are you on about?" she snarled.

"Oh," I said, "I thought we were talking about things
Spoiler:
I'm not going to do today."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Chatting with the wife...

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jun 17, 2020 5:13 pm

:lol:
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Re: Chatting with the wife...

Postby dutchman » Thu Jun 18, 2020 12:30 am

:lol:
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