Parcel delivery

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Parcel delivery

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jun 14, 2020 1:39 pm

Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice "What's the trouble?"

"I went out this morning" she began "and when I came home I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package but no one was home. I'll have you know, my husband was in all morning! He never heard a thing!"

After apologising, I got her parcel.

"Oh good!" she gushed. "We've been waiting for this for ages!"

"What is it?" I asked.

Spoiler:
"My husband's new hearing aid".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Parcel delivery

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jun 14, 2020 11:28 pm

:lol:
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Re: Parcel delivery

Postby dutchman » Sun Jun 14, 2020 11:42 pm

:lol:
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