Lost phone

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Lost phone

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jun 13, 2020 12:36 pm

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at 'Mum' and pushed send.

His mother answered, and I told her what happened.

"Don't worry," she said, "I'll take care of it".

A few minutes later, the cell phone beeped.

Spoiler:
It was a text message from 'Mum'. "Martin" it read "you left your cell phone at the convenience store".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Lost phone

Postby Melisandre » Sat Jun 13, 2020 4:05 pm

:lol:
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Re: Lost phone

Postby dutchman » Sat Jun 13, 2020 5:02 pm

:lol:
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