Turkish bath house

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Turkish bath house

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 08, 2020 11:43 am

I was in Turkey on holiday and came across one of those Turkish bath houses.

They shaved with a solid, steel stone-ground razor from below the neckline, inside the ears, snipped out nose hairs, waxed off chest hairs and plucked all the hairs out of the arse crack, all finished off with a moustache trim and alcohol rub.

Honestly,
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the wife's never looked so good!
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Re: Turkish bath house

Postby Melisandre » Mon Jun 08, 2020 12:45 pm

:lol:
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Re: Turkish bath house

Postby dutchman » Mon Jun 08, 2020 6:08 pm

:lol:
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