Birthday present
Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 1:05 pm"How exciting!" smiled my wife, unwrapping her birthday present from me this morning.
"Do you like it?" I asked as she sat there staring.
"Are you having a bl**dy laugh?" she said, "You've bought me a mannequin?"
"Do you like it?" I asked as she sat there staring.
"Are you having a bl**dy laugh?" she said, "You've bought me a mannequin?"
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