Birthday present

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Birthday present

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jun 07, 2020 1:05 pm

"How exciting!" smiled my wife, unwrapping her birthday present from me this morning.

"Do you like it?" I asked as she sat there staring.

"Are you having a bl**dy laugh?" she said, "You've bought me a mannequin?"

Spoiler:
"It's just like the one that you pointed to in the high street last week, love!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Birthday present

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jun 07, 2020 9:33 pm

:lol:
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Re: Birthday present

Postby dutchman » Mon Jun 08, 2020 2:01 am

:lol:
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