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Married?

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jun 04, 2020 11:48 am

A guy in Asda just asked me if I was married?

I said, "Yes my wife is an angel."

He said, "You’re lucky;
Spoiler:
mine’s still alive."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Married?

Postby Melisandre » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:37 pm

:lol:
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