New girlfriend

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New girlfriend

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:05 pm

I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night.

"This is my dad Roger," I said. "And this is my twin brother Dave."

"Nice to meet you, she smiled. "Who's the oldest?"

I said,
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"My dad!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: New girlfriend

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:42 pm

:D
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Re: New girlfriend

Postby dutchman » Wed Jun 03, 2020 5:37 pm

:lol:
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