Black eye
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2020 10:44 amI was on a train today to Pitzburg with a black eye and the guy next to me also had a black eye. I asked him how he got his shiner.
He said "when I was at the ticket office, instead of saying 2 tickets to Pitzburg, I said to pickets to Titzburg. How did you get yours?"
"Very similar actually. This morning instead of saying to my wife, ‘Can I have some Frosties?’ I said,
He said "when I was at the ticket office, instead of saying 2 tickets to Pitzburg, I said to pickets to Titzburg. How did you get yours?"
"Very similar actually. This morning instead of saying to my wife, ‘Can I have some Frosties?’ I said,
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