Mugging

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Mugging

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 24, 2020 1:09 pm

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails.

When the police show up, they ask him what happened.

The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know.
Spoiler:
It all happened so fast.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Mugging

Postby Melisandre » Sun May 24, 2020 6:20 pm

:D
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