Drunken burglar
Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 12:06 pm
“Get this,” said the man to his mates, “Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.”
“Did he get anything?” his mates asked.
“Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a damaged groin.
“Did he get anything?” his mates asked.
“Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a damaged groin.
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