Drunken burglar

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Drunken burglar

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 24, 2020 1:06 pm

“Get this,” said the man to his mates, “Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.”

“Did he get anything?” his mates asked.

“Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a damaged groin.

Spoiler:
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Drunken burglar

Postby Melisandre » Sun May 24, 2020 6:17 pm

:lol:
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