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Postby rebbonk » Sat May 23, 2020 12:27 pm

I shouted upstairs to my wife "THE BREAD IS TOO BIG FOR THE TOASTER"

She shouted back "WELL, CUT IT IN HALF THEN!"

I now have
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a blunt saw, a toaster in two halves that no longer works and NO TOAST
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Toast

Postby Melisandre » Sat May 23, 2020 2:31 pm

:lol:
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