Damaged car

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Damaged car

Postby rebbonk » Fri May 22, 2020 12:31 pm

The wife phoned and said, "I've bashed your car parking at Tesco, you'll need to come and sort out the mess."

I asked, "What did you crash into?"

She replied,
Spoiler:
"The fruit and veg counter."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Damaged car

Postby Melisandre » Fri May 22, 2020 10:02 pm

:D
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