How much?

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How much?

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 19, 2020 1:48 pm

He is well dressed, his suit is tailored, his shoes are top quality; he is obviously a very important lawyer. He goes back home and his wife is desperate, the sink has been leaking all day.

The lawyer tries to fix it, half an hour passes but he is not able to find a solution, desperate he finally decides to call the maintenance guy.

The maintenance guy arrives shortly after, in three moves he fixes the sink.

He says "It's going to be $400"

The lawyer's face turns red, he is furious. $400 for less than 5 minutes of work!! Of course, being the important man he is, he has to pay. Still in his $3000 suit he hands over the money to the maintenance man.

The lawyer cannot stop himself and out of curiosity and anger asks "It's absurd! Not even I, one of the top lawyers of the town can make $400 for less than 5 minutes of work!"

To which the maintenance man replies "Honestly,
Spoiler:
neither did I when I was a lawyer".
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Re: How much?

Postby Melisandre » Tue May 19, 2020 2:14 pm

:D
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