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The Work Capability Assessment...

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 4:45 pm
by dutchman
After twenty years on the sick I was called in by the DWP for an interview.

The man said: "Can you move your left leg at all?" I said "No".

"Can you move your right leg at all?" I said "No".

"Can you pick up a piece of paper with either hand?" I said "No".

He said: "Excellent..."

Spoiler:
"You can start work at Whitefriars next Monday!" :clown:

Re: The Work Capability Assessment...

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2020 7:31 pm
by rebbonk
:rolling:

Re: The Work Capability Assessment...

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2020 2:06 pm
by Melisandre
:hysterical: