Neighbour
Last week, my nextdoor neighbour asked me: "Seeing as our houses are the same design... can I ask how many rolls of wall paper you bought to decorate the living room?"
"Thirteen" I said.
Today, he came round looking angry: "I've got three rolls left over!!!"
"Thirteen" I said.
Today, he came round looking angry: "I've got three rolls left over!!!"
Spoiler: