Wanting to date

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Wanting to date

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 17, 2020 12:41 pm

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter".

Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister".

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later...

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter".

Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister".

This went on a few more times, and finally, the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying...

Son: "Mum, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls and I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says "You can date whoever you want.
Spoiler:
He isn't your father!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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