Replied the gentleman "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman. I've always been looking for the perfect girl".
"Oh, come on now" said the friend "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry and fit the bill?"
"Yes, there was one girl once. She was the one perfect girl, the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me".
"Well, why didn't you marry her?" asked the friend.
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