Boris's rules
Throughout the country, people are analysing Boris's speech.
Women are sat there anxiously thinking about money worries, food queues, shortage of medication, school re-opening dates, issues re public transport usage and work.
Whilst blokes are sat there thinking, "Oh b*ll*cks,
Women are sat there anxiously thinking about money worries, food queues, shortage of medication, school re-opening dates, issues re public transport usage and work.
Whilst blokes are sat there thinking, "Oh b*ll*cks,
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